I've named some of my posts weird things. A couple of titles were based on my daughter's mispronouncing or malappropriating words.
So I find it more than a little strange that someone out there is searching for "tomato watches" and "peanut butter and jelly fish". Do they want a watch shaped like a tomato? Do people really eat pb&j-fish somewhere?
And you don't have to stop. You can think about SCHLOPP. Schlopp. Schlopp. Beautiful schlopp with a cherry on top.*
*Courtesy Dr. Suess's Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!, which was just read here. Let's see what kind of people search for schlopp. Beeyoootiful schlopp.
The latest best post on Google perverts is at Suburban Turmoil, though. Love the advice.
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I can solve the watch problem. We have watches called 'tomato' in South Africa. So they are probably everywhere except where you are. Shaped like everything but tomatoes, but displayed on cute little crates.
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